The Office Shaped Like a Tube #3

Author: rexdart

Date: July 2, 2002

by rexdart
7-02-02
Fatso strikes again with soda!
i need a diet soda before i die
get one from the machine
the machine is out and fatso wont order more cuz she's got a thing against helping others
i think i see her coming down the hall, quick, stop using the copier or she'll think you need her advice on how to run it
she just handed me the list of sodas she ordered...look here, cream soda, ginger ale and schweppes tonic in a can
that's right you fucker! you want soda, you'll get soda! Now, who's been using the copier?