The Red Phone: endorsed by Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Well, little girl, looks like your daddy's gonna be locked up for a good, long time. Wanna stay at my house?
No way! I already got a new mommy from foster care!
Oh? Does she give good head?
I'm tellin! MOM!
Oh, for fucksake.
Can you spell "restraining order," Red Phone?