The Red Phone: rapture of ages!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Why so glum, Red Phone?
Eh, it's my X-19 Tecbot, Bipolar Squirrel. For some reason, every time I program it to have sex with me, something goes horribly wrong.
Gee, that's too bad.
Yeah, well, it does have it's other uses.
Elsewhere:
MOMMY.SAYS. TAKE.OFF. YOUR.SKIRT. LITTLE.GIRL.
I feel funny in my tummy!