The Red Phone: a new era of comedic cohesion!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-27-01
Say there, Bipolar Squirrel -- you haven't seen Red Phone around, have you?
Can't say I have, Officer Cockroach. Is he in trouble?
Oh no, not at all. I fixed his X-19 Tecbot yesterday, and I forgot to tell him something very important about it.
Oh?
"Yeah. The vaginal lubrication reservoir is out of fluid."
IT BURNS!
SYNTAX.ERROR.