richie  

Oh, young man. Can you please help this old lady cross the street?

Surely. But you don't look so old. How old are you?

Im 23 years old.

23??? Oh, it hurts me to tell it like it is, but God doesn't allow LIARS into the kingdom of heaven.

I was referring to my 23 years as a Christian!! Oh, it hurts me to tell it like it is, but I don't allow KNUCKLEHEADS to help me cross the street!

Gulp!