SSRIs-R-Us

Author: rickward

Date: May 3, 2003

by rickward
5-03-03
Help me, Doc. I got problems. People tell me I'm acting strange.
Well, how exactly do they think you're acting strange?
They say I act like I'm scared. I'm sad, then all of a sudden I'm chipper. I walk funny sometimes. Some days it seems like all I can do is lie in bed.
Do you feel like you're acting strange now?
Hold on... I have to blink five times before I answer any of your questions.
I see. I'm going to prescribe some Magic Wonder Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor pills.