Rents Serial 1: Forming a Band

Author: ro_G

Date: October 16, 2001

by ro_G
10-16-01
Rents recruits the drummer
Hey, my names Rents, you may remeber from previous incarnations such as Rick Astley, the 80's wunderkid, HEY - would you like to join my new band?
well I don't reaaaaalllly know - will it be noisy - i don't like people shouting at me. ooooh the Noel fella, he gave me a right good fright
Rents recruits the backing singer
Hey, aint you just the prettiest thing, would you like to join my band? - can you sing at all?
well sure babypie - AON SHOVEL DO, SHOVEL TRIUR, SHOVEL EILE, SURE I AINT GOT NO SHOVEL ATALL
Rents recruits Billy Furey
hey, Bill Furey from the Furey Brothers, do you wanna join my band - I'm calling it Johnny Rents and the Dysfunctionals
piss off, i'm fiddling with me pussy