All comics by robby2121

 

by robby2121
5-07-04
Eva hits up Granny
Eva, I all ready loaned you money.
I just need a little more Granny, I need a boob job.
Why don't you ask Dan?
I will try, but I am not sure if he will go for it.
Later...
Let me make a suggestion, Eva. Don't borrow money from men you get thrown in jail, bitty.
Fine. I will just take that job servicing sailors as they get off the ship.

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
Ela as a contestant on the Dating Game
Bachelor #1, if I were a dish, what kind would I be and what would you do with me?
Curtis responds quickly...
You'd be a dirty dish, so you would have to clean yourself again.
bACHELOR #2 THINKS TO HIMSELF AS HE WAITS HIS TURN...
LAST DATE I HAD SAID i SCREW fUNNY

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
Jeremy meets Santa
What would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A new guitar, a new car, that new Metallica CD...
Jeremy meets Santa
and to keep Dad off my butt for a while!
Jeremy meets Santa
Kid, I can't perform damn miracles!
It was worth a shot.

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
Fast Food Versus Dad
Welcome to Mr. Cheese Burger, may I take your oder, sir?
Excuse what I am holding, my wife is making me watch her pussy. Can I have a cheeseburger with no cheese and no ketchup?
Later, Frank arrives
Frank, can you believe they got my order wrong? Those bastards will be hearing from me!
You gonna write them a letter? By the way, why are you holding that cat?
Damn right I am! I will write the head burger flipper if I have to!
While you are at it, you may want to write a letter to the quack who sold you that head piece!

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
Debbie, you don't need to feel bad about not going on that cruise with us.
Some of us do have to work, Aunt Crissie. We can't all just up and leave whenever we want.
You will just miss all the drinks and food. I even here Michael Bolton will be on the ship.
A few weeks later....
Should we flash our boobs to the people waving us on?
Ela, I hope Aunt Crissie isn't too mad that I stole her ticket. Michael? Where are you??

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
Debbie answers the knock at the door.
I am here to pick Joey up for Prom.
Joey lives in Humble now.
Debbie answers the knock at the door.
I am here to pick Ela up for prom
I require my kids' dates to wear pants. Ela may be easy, but she ain't that easy.
Debbie answers the knock at the door.
I am here to pick Sharon up for prom.
Larry, you got the wrong house.

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
A fight breaks out at Ela and Erica's place
I don't care what you say, Ela, I am not getting rid of my model car collection.
I won't cook for you again.
Good. Didn't like what you cooked anyway, you vegetarian nutcase.
Choose right now, either me or those cars!
After much consideration...
She'll be truly missed.

 

by robby2121
5-09-04
Ela explodes...
I can't help it I am just a bitch!
Now Ela, don't talk like that. You will wake your father.
Dad runs in...
Oh, now look what you did, biotch.
What's all that yelling? You woke me and startled my wife's pussy!
I always let out gas when I am under pressure. I can't help it.

 

by robby2121
5-10-04
Debbie on Opposite Day
Mom, how many times do we have to go to Ivanhoe in my life?
Nick Nick, please stop being an asshole.

 

by robby2121
5-10-04
Now Joey, you are my brother and I respect your right to develop your own style, but this is ridiculous.
Ela, why does everyone in this family have to judge me?
Because we want good things for you. Now introduce me to this new girlfriend of yours.
Welcome to the family.

 

by robby2121
5-10-04
Debbie, is it possible for us to have an affair?
Frank, as attracted to you as I am...
I couldn't cheat on my husband.
How about a quicky in the barn?
Ok, but just for five minutes.

 

by robby2121
5-10-04
I can't believe my daughter Ela got promoted after only 6 months on the job. That is so great, sugarplum.
Thanks Dad. I couldn't have done it without your years of harsh discipline.
Well, they just transfered me to another location.
That is so much better. Ela, if you get transfered, I will be even more proud of you.
I hope when I am fifty, I can be just like her.

 

by robby2121
5-12-04

 

by robby2121
5-12-04
Thanks for coming to church with me Dad.
Well, I always wanted to know what the inside of what of these places looked like.
Was it really necessary that you brought your wife's pussy with you?
I have grown really close to this cat. She is like a friend to me. Her sandpaper like tongue relieves itches of the scrotum. Now tell me, why is it that you dragged me here, Ela?
Joey is getting married again.
Damn, I thought you brought me here for something serious.

 

by robby2121
5-12-04
Grandma Snacks, I am hungry.
Baby, unless its out of a can, there isn't much I can do for you.
My daddy makes me pop tarts.
Those pop tarts in the pantry are expired, Alexis. I keep old food so that it appears that I really have much more than I really do.
That's pretty smart, Grandma Snacks.
Come on, let's go rearrange all the rotten vegetable in the fridge.

 

by robby2121
5-12-04
Ela! How many times have I told you to use the toilet?
I was going to clean that up before you got home baby.
Now I have to hold your nose in it and whip you with a rolled up newspaper.
Oh babe, rewarding me won't help the problem.

 

by robby2121
5-13-04
What seems to be the problem, Mr. C?
Well, Doctor Lizman, ever since my neighbor won $100,000 on a lottery ticket, I have had feelings of resentment and anger toward him.
MMM, I can certainly understand that. What I need you to do is let him know how you feel. Be honest with him. From that, your friendship will return back to its original state.
Thank you. Doc, you are well worth the money. I am going to take your advice tonight!
Later...
Neighbor, what did you want to talk to me about?
Split the money with me and I will kill your wife.

 

by robby2121
5-15-04
I waited all my life for someone like you to come along.
You know I am bad for you, Jeremy.
I could just smoke you right now.
I don't like the way you are drooling over me.
I must have you tonight.
But you didn't even catch my name.

 

by robby2121
5-17-04
You babe, I am looking for a happening mama to come and be my head ho
You are quite a pimp. Would I have to work long hours?
No baby, you set your own hours. All you have to do is lay there.
When do I start?
Debbie gets her first customer
I didn't know you worked here, sweetheart. I was, uh...I was..uh..just bringing you your pussy. Yes, that is it!
Well, we may as well go for it. It will just be like at home, except here you will have to pay me.

 

by robby2121
5-19-04
Roger, why did you have to jump on my wrist?
Damn, Joey. Next time we jump on the trampoline, try not to lay where I am going to land.
My wrist hurts real bad. Waahhhhh!
Stop your crying, you wuss.
Can you call an ambulance??I am in real pain here.
Ah, your destiny lies with me. Payback is a real bitch, ain't it?

 

by robby2121
5-21-04
Jack, I am sorry that my kids wrecked your 4-wheeler.
They were following too close, those bastards.
Hey, watch it or I will write you a letter.
Your threats have no power over me.
Well, then the wife swapping is over.

 

by robby2121
5-23-04
When Roger Met Emily
My name is Emily and I sell dildos
When Roger Met Emily
How nice. Make a good living?
I do all right. My job really screws me around.
When Roger Met Emily
Well, we all have to make sacrifices to do what I love, I guess.
I do love dildos. They are better than men, because they don't shoot in my eye.

 

by robby2121
5-25-04
Sabrina swims...
I must get to the house. This flood is horrible. Poor Jeremy must be going crazy trying to save all the household valuables from water damage.
Meanwhile in the house...
I am knee deep in water. That leaves only one thing to do....SLEEP

 

by robby2121
5-27-04
jurASSic Poke
I hate to drink this coffee while I am poking you, honey, but I am really pressed for time.
Its all good. I am smoking a joint to ease the tickle of your little prickle.

 

by robby2121
5-29-04
Ela Plots to Take the Pride of Gladwyne Lane
Nick, how do you feel about riding on the handle bars of my bike as I peddle across a busy highway?
Chipees, Kool-aid
Let's go to Buger King baby and you can have anything you want. Dad will be a little pissed when he realizes what I have done, but I can't help it, I am just a bitch.
Chipees, Kool-aid
Later....
Okay, I am gonna get a hamburger with no meat. I believe animals are sacred and eating them is against God's will. Okay, Nick, what would you like to eat?
Chipees, Kool-aid, and a steak.

 

by robby2121
5-31-04
Debbie finally reveals her evil plan...
My plot is working- since I married my husband I have got all I have ever dreamed of...
a house, 3 new cars, a baby, camping land, a canoe, a new computer, and all the money I could ever need.
Why in the fuck is she telling us this?
I don't give a shit what she does as long as she feeds us and picks our fleas.

 

by robby2121
5-31-04
Okay, since you are new around here, I must let you know the rules of the house.
Try not to pee or shit in any of the unauthorized areas. If you do, do not worry, there is a blonde-headed woman who cleans up after us. However, I must warn you of one important rule
And what is that?
Get the hell of the house when the old man gets home.
meow.

 

by robby2121
5-31-04
Honey, I am home. Where is my tea?
He's home. Code Red! All animals, we are in a code red status. Evacuate the premises.
Sir, We have a cat down in the living room.
Private Lucky, you get the hell out of here, I will go in after him. If I do not return, do not come back for me. I have no more lives left.
God be with you, sir.
Now, if you would excuse me, I have to go and get me some pussy.

 

by robby2121
6-11-04
Battle Of the Bands
Testing..testing 1, 2, 3..testing
Battle Of the Bands
Well, I had planned to play a song, but there was this big flood and I didn't wake up in time to save the instruments and equipment from water damage. Instead, I'll demonstrate one of my other talents
Battle Of the Bands
Ahhh...relief

 

by robby2121
6-24-04
Ela, what are the chances of me moving in with you?
Pretty Slim, Eva. You don't clean. You don't cook. You don't have any respect for anyone.
Not true. I love Dan. I loved hi mso much, I made sure he was locked up and got the help he needed.
Well, I am not sure Eric will like having you around. But, we sure could use someone else to help pay the rent.
Who said anything about me paying rent? I am looking to save money.
I know a great dumpster in a good neighborhood.

 

by robby2121
6-24-04
Your litterbox is really starting to stink up the place, KiKi
Look, all I do is shit and piss. You have to actually change it out every week.
Would you consider being an outside cat?
Are you nuts? Do you know how many fleas are out there? Would you consider being an outside human?
How about I start buying you the pet food from the dollar store the way I do the dog?
How about I pee on the carpet like the dog as well?

 

by robby2121
6-24-04
Carrie, what kind of changes do you suggest I make around this place?
I would start by vacuuming at least once a month.
I have a dog for that. She eats everything. What I was thinking was a pool table, a jukebox, maybe some...
How about some food? Ketchup and a lof of bread just doesn't cut it.
Hey, hey. I gotta pay for the luxuries, like water and electricity.
Did I ever tell you about the time I forgot to pay the light bill? Boy, thsoe were some dark days.

 

by robby2121
7-28-04
Crissie, I am so glad I came on this cruise. I needed to relax and get away from Debbie and Nick for a while.
I know what you mean. My kids are driving me nuts also.
Well, it is getting late. I need to turn in. Maybe cuddle with this cat I found in the ship's kitchen.
Night big brother Roger.
Oh my god! Angela! Eric! Put some damn clothes on! I am blind!!!!!!!!!
Dad, don't you knock?

 

by robby2121
8-01-04
Joey, I love your new apartment.
Do you wanna see the pool, Ela? We also have a car wash, a movie theater, and a sex club--all here in the complex.
That must be setting you back a pretty penny.
Well, I make whatever you make plus 100 more a month.
So, you should go on the cruise with us.
What? You must think I am rich or something. Want a banana?

 

by robby2121
8-01-04
Andrea, I don't care what kind of tricks you can do. I won't go out with you.
I like to do it doggie style as well.
You don't even look like a woman.
I do in the dark.
Look, I will tell you what. Grow out your hair, shave your back and buy a mask and I will consider going out on one date with you.
Those are the words I always hoped you say to me.

 

by robby2121
8-01-04
Hello, I am Oprah Winfrey and today we will be talking to the Cox family and trying to get to the root of their problems. This is Roger Cox. He says his wife is an obsessive compulsive.
All she does is clean and clean and clean and nag me. She also treats our young son like a king.
Oprah, that is just not true. He just doesn't appreciate me at all!
Truth is that there is another man! Let's bring him out!
Everyone meet Frank!
I can't help it--she is into my charm and my computer knowledge.

 

by robby2121
8-01-04
Hello, I am Oprah Winfrey and today we will be talking to the Cox family and trying to get to the root of their problems. This is Roger Cox. He says his wife is an obsessive compulsive.
All she does is clean and clean and clean and nag me. She also treats our young son like a king.
Oprah, that is just not true. He just doesn't appreciate me at all!
Truth is that there is another man! Let's bring him out!
Everyone meet Frank!
I can't help it--she is into my charm and my computer knowledge.

 

by robby2121
8-02-04
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bring together Meryl and Debbie
I do....
I do too....
Stop this wedding! I have come here to get you back honey! I can't let you marry someone else. Please come back to me, Meryl. Ever since you won that money, I've been unable to stop thinking about you

 

by robby2121
8-03-04
Eva, I know you wanted to make some changes in your life, but this is ridiculous.
I realize there are some sacrifices I must make, but I can do this.
No more partying, no more drinking, no more sex.
No more sex? Those damn recruiters lied to me.
Sister Eva, what will you do now? Stay here and be a good person or go back to your life of mooching off of Granny?
How fast can Granny write me out a check for rent and electricity?

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