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GALE ARMAND REALIZES HE IS IN TROUBLE. HE NEEDS THE BEST COUNSEL AVAILABLE.
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| The federal government has just announced that they are going after those who drive SUVs, especially Ford Expeditions. These vehicles are not environmentally friendly. | |
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| Goodness. I better get Ronnie to represent me ... and quick. | |
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CHANNEL SIX ZEROES IN ON GALE. BUT HE'S READY.
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| Mr. Armand I'm from channel six. I would like to talk to you about your gas guzzling Ford Expedition. | |
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| On the advice of counsel, I must remain mute. Please contact Ronnie Rickerfor for any comments. | |
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CHANNEL SIX CATCHES UP WITH RONNIE ABOARD AIRFORCE ONE AS HE SERVES AS SPECIAL COUNSEL TO THE PRESIDENT. HERE RONNIE OUTLINES HIS DEFENSE STRATEGY FOR GALE.
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| I'm from channel six, Mr. Rickerfor. How do you plan to defend Mr. Armand from the government's allegations? | |
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| Easy. Diminished capacity. Gale suffers from ADD. He always bought foreign rag mops. That should tell you something. Then he buys Ford! Diminished capacity, right? | |
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