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by rubber_cat
11-02-06
beep boop click whirr
i can't believe john kerry would say such awful things about the military
10 PRINT: "deedle doop"
*slashes veterans benefits*
ERROR: CANNOT CONNECT TO C:/My Documents/ My Pictures/xxx/ amputees
*starts a war based on faulty intelligence*

 

by rubber_cat
11-02-06
stay the course
cut and run
adapt to win
shock and awe
up or down vote
fair and balanced

 

i just made a poopy
by rubber_cat, 11-03-06

 

by rubber_cat
11-04-06
nancy pelosis going to take away our guns
the end of halloween is the saddest time of year
nancy pelosis going to create a "department of homosexuality" and gayify america by instituting mandarory same- sex marriage
no one loves me anymore
nancy pelosis going to go into all our houses and turn all our radios to air america and all our tvs to logo while we're sleeping
actually come to think of it i don't think anyone ever truly did

 

by rubber_cat
11-18-06
so do you think pam is eventually going to get with jim in "the office"
hmmm
probably

 

by rubber_cat
11-18-06
the democrats won both chambers of congress
no they didn't
the republicans just happened to lose

 

we had to destroy the village in order to save it
by rubber_cat, 11-18-06

 

by rubber_cat
11-18-06
ladies and gentlemen may i please have your attention
*farts*
thank you and goodnight

 

joanna newsom sounds like lisa simpson
by rubber_cat, 2-11-07

 

by rubber_cat
2-18-07
i don't see what the big deal with barack obama is
we already had a black president (david palmer)

 

by rubber_cat
4-12-07
i've decided to become a blogger
meta web 2.0 podcasts mashup rss ajax startups
ok that should just about do it for this month

 

what's the difference between the decemberists and neutral milk hotel
by rubber_cat, 4-22-07

 

by rubber_cat
7-03-07
i'm voting for
ron paul to send a message to the establishment
the message is
"i'm a fucking meathead"

 

by rubber_cat
9-23-08
welp, now that i'm president i'd better update my internet security
THANK YOU FOR JOINING WINDOWS LIVE HOTMAIL, PREZ.SARAH
what the hell is this windows live shit what was wrong with MSN
NOW IMPORTING NUCLEAR WEAPON LAUNCH CODES

PLEASE WAIT...

 

by rubber_cat
10-04-08
doggone golly goshdarn!

 

by rubber_cat
5-28-09
sonia sodomite is going to legalize stem-cell marriage
wtf how long has john hodgman been the press secretary
sonia sodomite is going to switch america to a taco-based currency
hey i can't answer your question about the torture photos but here's some funny facts about hobo mole-men or some shit
sonia sodomite is going to make white people illegal
repealing don't ask don't tell??? sorry, i'm a pc and i just bluescreened

 

by rubber_cat
6-08-09
life just isn't
the same
without
jay leno

 

IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL THEN WHY AM I SLOWLY DYING FROM HYPOTHERMIA
by rubber_cat, 11-25-09

 

by rubber_cat
10-15-10
AHAHA IT"S ME, CHRISTINA O"DONNELL, THE WITCH!!!!!
THIS IS BRILLIANT AND RELEVANT POLITICAL SATIRE JOKE!!!!!

 

by rubber_cat
3-15-11
autotune
prison rape jokes
"awwwk-warrrd"

 

by rubber_cat
3-25-11
Listen up!!! I'm the creator of Garfield in a Cubicle so my opinions on gender politics are very important
Women are like mentally handi-capped children; pay discrepancy is a myth; it's bullshit that I gotta open doors for chicks, but it's ok if I get to nail the queen later
Now, how many "I HATE MONDAYS AND MEMOS!!!" coffee mugs can I put you down for?
Oh, I don't work here; I'm just here because there's no female characters in the "office" category

 

MARK ZUCKERBURG IS BUYING UP ALL THE BITCOINS TO MAKE SURE FACEBOOK CREDITS BECOME THE WORLD'S DOMINANT
E-CURRENCY
by rubber_cat, 7-08-11

 

by rubber_cat
7-12-11
ARCHIE COMICS HQ
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you're making me feel really uncomfortable
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i can't draw jughead if my arm is shaking

 

by rubber_cat
9-01-12
ive got prez obama in a chair right here
hes inivisible and naked and also only i can hear him
anyway plz vote for matt rommy or whatever his name is
let me go or i will dronekill you for treason

 

i think women are subhuman
same
by rubber_cat, 9-17-13

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