ryebread555

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In 1977 I was brought into this world by C-section. That is why I never open a door for myself. Also I'm an asshole.

The Dark Side of Everything

by ryebread555
4-28-14


	Ha ha ha hey little buddy! Is anybody else home?


	No. Who are you and why do you smell like my uncle Harry?


	Ho ho ha ha ha! You're a funny kid. Um...your mom sent me here to entertain you!


	Mom says not to let anybody in when she's not home because I'll end up dead in the forest.


	Am I going to die out here like mom says?