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by sakata
12-04-02
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WOW THIS SUCKS I CAN'T WALK INTO THE SUNSET OR ANY SHIT LIKE THAT GODDAMN STRIPCRATOR IS LIMITED
DNAJSNA
WELL, AT LEAST IT'S EASY TO USE SO A FUCKING RETARD LIKE YOU CAN USE IT
SHUT UP AND ZZT
WITH ONLY THREE PANELS YOU CAN'T QUITE GET YOUR POINT ACROSS TO THE IDIOTS READING THIS
GAY SEX IS FUN

 

by sakata
12-04-02
FAP FAP FAP I FAP IN THE OFFICE
YOU SHOULD NOT FAP AT YOUR WORKPLACE
WHY NOT
IT GIVES ME PENIS ENVY
THAT TURNS ME ON, YOU LITTLE EASY-TO-RAPE GIRL
EEK

 

by sakata
12-04-02
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
NO
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
NO
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
NO

 

by sakata
12-04-02
THIS SUCKS COCK
YOU ARE MY EVIL CLONE
I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE
THIS SUCKS COCK
YOU ARE MY EVIL CLONE
I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE
THIS SUCKS COCK
YOU ARE MY EVIL CLONE
I AM YOUR EVIL sakata

 

by sakata
12-04-02
GUUUUUUUULD!!!
IIIIISAMU!!!!!!
GUUUUUUUULD!!!
IIIIISAMU!!!!!!
THE YF-21 WILL MAKE DOWNFORCE AND KILL IIIIISAMU!!!!!
BLOW SUPERIOR!!! REAL CHANGE ACTION. SUPERIOR MOUNT.

 

by sakata
12-04-02
WELL THAT SUCKS SAKATA TRIED TO BE FUNNY
THAT SLUT HOW COULD HE
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STOP SPEAKING THAT GIBBERSHIT
HMMM PERHAPS SAKATA SHOULD REMAKE HIS LAST COMIC IN A FORIGEN LANGUAGE
YES

 

by sakata
12-04-02
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by sakata
12-04-02
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO PUT MY OWN IMAGES HERE. SIGH.
YOU WOULD JUST PUT PORN HERE
YES WE MUST POLLUTE THE MINDS OF THE MASSES
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WE ASIANS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!
AZN PRYDE BITCH!
AZN PRYDE BITCH!

 

by sakata
12-04-02
WHAT THE HELL? YOU MUST DONATE TO BE AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE?
YES YOU DO
THAT IS EXTORTION
LET'S CALL IT PROTECTION
MAFIA TACTICS
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

 

by sakata
12-04-02
HORSE SEX HUEH
RIGHT ON SAKATA
BY THE WAY WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
THINK EVANGELION
WHAT
Let's get a job in the circus!

 

by sakata
12-04-02
RUSH IS HIS ROBOT DOG
KILL AL HUMANS
Al humans?
SERVING HIM TO THE END
Uhm...yes. Humans named Al.
Okay.
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by sakata
12-04-02
I SHALL MASTURBATE WITH THIS KNIFE
YOU SAD WOMAN

 

by sakata
12-04-02
fgdfg
Fire Emblem 5 is so leet.
FAG
GUUUUULD!!!
Its man character's name is Leaf.
I LIKE TO SMOKE LEAF
IIIIIIISAMU!
You're not funny.
FAP

 

by sakata
12-04-02
sssdd
WHUDDUP
YES
ddsss
WHUDDUP
SEY
sdsds
WHUDDUP
YSE

 

by sakata
12-04-02
I HATE MYSELF
I SHALL ACT GOTHIC
WUAHH
WUAHH
MY LIFE SUCKS
HERE IS SOME GOTH POETRY

 

by sakata
12-04-02
You know, this comic is very awkward.
Yes, the author seems to lapse into insanity.
Or, rather, to sanity.
Feed the hungry!
And get me some tit!

 

by sakata
12-04-02
I count one, two, three.... all the way up to seven of them.
Seven of what?
Seven holes in your face. if you pull out your eyes.
Strap-ons fit snugly.
...Are you planning to skullfuck me?

 

by sakata
12-04-02
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
GAY SEX IS FUN
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
GAY SEX IS FUN
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
GAY SEX IS FUN

 

by sakata
12-04-02
Isn't it weird how I'm obviously Chinese, and yet, I am shown as "asiangirl1"?
And I look like a Native American.
The two girls are in deep thought. Will their friendship be torn apart?
...
...
Probably.
Go fuck a corncob.
Sex slave.

 

by sakata
12-04-02
The two girls, with their racial barrier torn down, decide to insult eachother.
How, Injun.
Fuck you, uhh.... Chinaman.
Pussy-shaver.
What's wrong with that?
We have yet to see something actually funny.
Cocksucker.
Again, what's wrong with that?

 

by sakata
12-04-02
The two bitchy girls have argued day and night. Will it ever end?
Strap-on user.
Strap on u--
..You use them too?
Why yes, I do.
Moral: Don't let me get bored. I actually make plots. And they suck.
UHN
GIVIT TO ME

 

by sakata
12-04-02
I have cleavage showing. Love it.
WORSHIP ME NOW YOU BITCH YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT YOU SLUT
Do you like my cleavage?
I FEAR IT
Homo.
Fucking whore.

 

by sakata
12-04-02
I wanna suck your hard black cock.
Uhm... I don't have one.
Does that mean you have two? Good! You can fuck both my eyes.

 

by sakata
12-04-02
Kaddar is cool. He made those Kadcomix at Z2.
Yes, my black brother, let us love kaddar.
Kaddar teach me to love all living things.
Hail Kaddar!
God, those people are fucking gay.
I know. I feel like kicking their asses so hard they come out of their mouths.

 

by sakata
12-04-02
You know what scares me?
What?
We have no names.
So?
Uhm...if someone killed me..
They would never know I did it! Whoa!

 

by sakata
12-04-02
There was a slight change in characters today.
I LIKE BEER
YES
Don't worry, it isn't any less funny.
I AM A FURRY
YES
I mean, c'mon.
I LIKE MEN
NOW YOU HAVE SCARED ME

 

by sakata
12-04-02
I'm little. And a girl.
Do you know what frontier pedophiles are?

 

by sakata
12-05-02
I AM INTERNET JESUS
OR ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I AM OMNIPOTENT!!!!!
NOT ANYMORE!! I KILL YOU!!! YOU DIE!!!
WORSHIP JESUS BITCH
NO

 

by sakata
12-14-02
HI BITCH
WHATUP SLUT
WOW SAKATA'S INTERNET CONNECTION IS UNRELIABLE!
I'LL SAY!! THEY'RE TRYING TO PRESSURE PEOPLE TO USE THEIR PAY SERVICE!!!
SORT OF LIKE WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU MANGY WHORE! YOU WILL HAVE YO PAY FOR THE NEXT THREE EMBARRASING SEX ACTS, BITCH!
EEK

 

by sakata
12-15-02
HELLO I AM RYO YOU ARE BANNED STUPID FOOL
I AM PIROTECKKIE STOP VIOLATING MY RIGHT TO RAPE
NO
NGARRRGHEGRHERE
JAJJAJAJAJDHGJKADSSDDASDSD
FUCK!!

 

by sakata
12-15-02
ITS THE SONG AND THE WAR
SO FIGHTING AGAIN THE
SCRAMBLED VALKYRIE
HIIIIIIKARU!!!
MAAAAAAAX!!!

 

by sakata
12-15-02
I DRAW MY HAND
AS DO I
CRIPES! NO MANA!! I SHALL MULL
HAHAHAHA YOU ARE THE INFERIOR RACE
ALRIGHT, SINCE I HAD A FORCE OF NATURE AS MY BOTTOM CARD AND YOU HAD A FOREST, I GO FIRST
OH DEAR

 

by sakata
12-15-02
LIFE: 20/20
I'LL PLAY A FOREST, AND THAT WILL END MY TURN
I WILL PLAY AN IRRIGATION DITCH AND END MY TURN
LIFE: 20/20
I PLAY LLANOWAR ELVES
I DISCARD A PHANTOM NISHOBA
LIFE: 20/20
FOOL! I PLAY A FOREST
I PLAY A SWAMP

 

by sakata
12-23-02
IT IS MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY
HELLO POKEY
....
YES

 

by sakata
12-23-02
IT'S IN MY HEAD
SAME HERE
THIS COMIC SUCKS
SMSUCKSCSKDSDSDSUCKCOCKSUCKCOKC
COCK
SUCK

 

by sakata
12-23-02
Must we all moo?
No, but you can suck on my penis.
.. It seems that half of these strips are cock jokes, and the rest is either bad Macross shit or hentai references.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Oh, alright.

 

by sakata
12-23-02
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

 

by sakata
12-23-02
it's insane.
So?\
Insane with racism!
SO?
I am easily offended.
SO?

 

by sakata
12-23-02
hey
HELLO
how's it going?
Just fine.
where did you get that pic?
Eh?

 

by sakata
12-23-02
ORO RORO DODO GO
QUIT SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE DEVIL
OKAY I WILL SPEAK ENGLISH
QUIT SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE DEVIL

 

by sakata
12-23-02
What's up, my homie black brutha g?
Please, do not speak like that. I am not one that does.
Oh, y'all be speaking the language of the down homes. I'm down with that, yo!
...STOP IT
Oh, you pissed, lil' nigga.
SHUT THE FUCK YO YUOP BASTRAD FAGA

 

by sakata
1-04-03
I'M BACK IN BLACK
MY FELLOW ASIAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I'VE GONE THE WAY OF THE... KADDAR
AHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISAMUUUUUUUUUUU
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSUOOOOOOOOO

 

by sakata
1-04-03
Why does santa wear gloves?
so Mrs. Claus won't see the telltale white stain on his hands.
Oh.

 

by sakata
1-04-03
Hello! Just giving you an update!
In today's news, Madtom isn't funny, as usual.
Also, this comic sucks.
Yes, indeed it does.
There isn't quite much else.
GUN

 

by sakata
1-04-03
sakata seems to have a kaddar obssesion.
Actually, to be frank, he only put Kaddar on his favorites thing forty times to mock him.
How is that a mockery?
Well, sakata has very odd tastes. For example, he is an avid reader of Pokey the Penguin.
What? Pokey is cool.
I'm putting you on MY list forty times.

 

by sakata
1-06-03
..Trying to be funny dosen't work.
Being insane dosen't work.
Macross references don't work.
Cock jokes don't work.
OOMAJIEBASEO!
OOMAJIEBASEO!

 

by sakata
1-18-03
I HAVE NEGLECTED MY DUTIES AS SENATOR
INDEED
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...
TO NATIONSTATES!
INDEED

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