Why microsoft word is run by god

Author: samus_aran

Date: November 19, 2005

by samus_aran
11-19-05
ok so let's get down to business..."dear Suz..."
I can see you are typing a love note!
HOLY CRAP! WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Because...I am god...
IT MAKES SENSE!
Well that threw reality into question.
I know! To think Mr. Gates is the mother of god.