The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Author: sandinmycrack

Date: October 26, 2005

by sandinmycrack
10-26-05
Thank you for the mug! Wow it says "NUMBER ONE DAD" What a thoughtful gift son.
What are you talking about? You bought that mug for yourself.
I know, but since your Father died I have some big shoes to fill. I thought this would help fill that void.
You thought a mug would fill the void of my dead father?! A MUG?!!! You arent even married to mom you just wake up here with a hangover every saturday after fucking her! I fucking hate you Gary!
HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!...Call me Daddy.