All comics by sarahdianna

 

by sarahdianna
8-24-06
Well, Tom, after the fishing, and the park, and the ice cream, and the roller-rink....
...I'd say we had a pretty great afternoon. I didn't realize that hanging out with someone from work could be so much fun.
...But, umm, did you really have to keep your hand on my ass the entire time?
My bad.

 

by sarahdianna
8-27-06
How can things get any worse? I'm broke, I'm hungry, and nobody likes me. If I don't get some work soon, I'll starve!
Hey, it's Joey Lawrence! Don't worry, man, I've got a job for you..... Cleaning the bathrooms in my Robot Bar.
Well.... It's still better than being on Blossom.

 

by sarahdianna
8-27-06
Hey.
Look, Bac-O. I don't want any trouble.
...Just trying to drink my beer in peace.
You got me.... I was definitely up to no good.
Maybe if I ignore him, he'll just go away.

 

by sarahdianna
8-28-06
Timmy, where is the rest of the family?
You sold them on e-bay, didn't you?
The auction has already closed, Dad.

 

Fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's grow moustaches and join the circus. This is job is mad stressful.
by sarahdianna, 8-28-06

 

by sarahdianna
8-29-06
The year is 2050, and our young robot friend, Paulo, is giving us some insight into the future of robots:
Okay, guys.
I'll give you one hint:
It's sexy.

 

Don't worry, Wizard... Someday someone will love you.
Oh.
by sarahdianna, 8-29-06

 

by sarahdianna
8-30-06
Okay, Ron, we crawled all the way down into this secluded cave. Nobody can hear us. What do you need to tell me?
I'm a cannibal, Josh.
So.... How does this work, then? Are you going to eat me?
No... I don't like your pants. At all. Plus, your hair is attrocious. Sorry, man, you don't make the grade.

 

by sarahdianna
9-06-06
Have you ever been to this "Olive Garden" before? Did you know they give you free breadsticks?
Shhh. When you're a ninja, you have to be quiet. Really quiet.
...and free salad, too. You have to pay for your drinks, though. And your meal. That's the catch.
I fucking quit.

 

by sarahdianna
9-13-06
Kids, we need to talk with you. We have some good news...
...I got a job, and your mother got off the crack, so we can keep you afterall!
Oh, mom, dad, I was so worried. I wasn't ready to be a foster child. Thank god!
Sike!
Ahhaha. Yeah, sike. Good one, mom.

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