Why ekpyros shouldnt be allowed to talk to me

Author: sauceofmalice

Date: September 13, 2003

by sauceofmalice
9-13-03
Hey, you know the thing with the things and the stuff?
His monotone voice is oddly hypnotic...
Whoa, i seem to be in some kind of boredom-induced hallucination. Unless ekpyros was the hallucination, and this is reality.
You must kill ekpyros, i command you! Rarr! KILLKILLKILLKILL
Gurgle
I wonder where jesus wants me to hide the body....