All comics by sc0ttay

 

by sc0ttay
7-02-05
extremist decorating
where do i hang my picture??
3 hours....where do i hang my picture...where do i hang my picture
you gonna help me with this or what?
AaAaAaAaAaHHHHH!!!
DUDE CHILL!..it wouldnt look good there anyway
THERE!!! NOW HANG THE FREAKIN PICTURE!!

 

by sc0ttay
7-02-05
extremist decorating
lookin hottt baby
you too baby...common light my fire
wheres the marshmallows??
god help us all

 

by sc0ttay
7-02-05
extremist sacrifice
a bit dramatic dontcha think?
i mean ya coulda just thrown yourself in front of a chariot or something
sc0ttay is goin to hell for this one

 

by sc0ttay
7-02-05
are they lookin at us?
hmmmm...i dunno
maybe there just lookin at you
you think??
i wonder if they know im asian?
i wonder if they know i have a penis?

 

by sc0ttay
7-02-05
hey..you go to the docs today?
yup
didya get rid of that rusty rash??
yup
well good for you...oils well that ends well
somebody hand me a blow torch

 

by sc0ttay
7-03-05
could somebody give me a hand with this?
sure
wise ass
hehe

 

by sc0ttay
7-03-05
will you look at the lowlife maggots that read this comics?
tsk..tsk
i think they are very nice people

 

by sc0ttay
7-03-05
ONE LONELY NIGHT....
AWWW COMMON SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY
OH YEAH...THAT IS ONE NICE PIECE OF TAIL...COME SO DADDY CAN TOUCH IT
SURE
OK...YOU WANNA SEE HER GO IN THE LITTER NOW?

 

by sc0ttay
7-03-05
im gonna have to write you a ticket
for what??
showing your butt in public
whatever
that is a nice ash you got there sweetie
shake it dont break it

 

by sc0ttay
7-03-05
you got somethin for old santa this year?
you know it you hunk-a- jelly
unZIPPP!!
HE ONLY CUMS ONCE A YEAR
HO..HO..HO MY GOD!!!
SLURP!

 

by sc0ttay
7-04-05
dear jesus...grant me the knowledge to spread your word..and may i walk closer with you day by day....
...and could you set me up with that cute alter boy?
another one bites the dust

 

by sc0ttay
7-05-05
night after night...
now i lay me down to sleep...i pray the lord my soul to keep..if i should die before i wake....
....never mind

 

by sc0ttay
7-06-05
hey..you ever think about having sex with another girl?
all the time
how long do you think they'll wait?

 

by sc0ttay
7-06-05
hello....may i take your order??
yea...your sweet ass on a silver platter
would you like fries with that?

 

by sc0ttay
7-06-05
pretty dam sad...
when i have to resort to something like this....
to get myself on the last twenty non-donors list

 

by sc0ttay
7-07-05
in a galaxy far away...
luke i have something to tell you i am your son......no wait i am your moth...dam...ok luke i am your father
im SOOO screwed

 

by sc0ttay
7-16-05
the girls all get prettier at closin time
last call
can i get a double?
MUAH!!!

 

by sc0ttay
7-21-05
OPTION 1
the end of the world is here...we must procreate
not on your life freak
OPTION 2
ok....ill masterbate
barf!!!!!!!

 

by sc0ttay
8-04-05
just when i thought i was missed
oooooo...sc0ttay glad to see your back
mmmmhmmmmm
especially after seeing your front
too funny

 

by sc0ttay
8-04-05
theres only room in this town for one jesus
you die for the sins of man....who will die for your sins?
um.....IM the son of god...i have no sin
are we forgetting the magdalene ho?
um...well....dad always liked ME best
whatever

 

by sc0ttay
8-06-05
I HATE YOU!!!!!!
I HATE YOU!!!
I HATE YOU!!!
I HATE YOU!!!
SMELL IT?

 

by sc0ttay
8-24-05
your not gonna believe wgat happenened to me...
what happened butchy baby
i was walking down the railroad tracks and i found a woman tied to the tracks...i untied her and we screwed all night long
wow...did you get a little head??
naww...i couldnt find her head

 

by sc0ttay
8-24-05
SC0TTAY ...U SPERRED A WOLD WLONG...YOU ARE IN A ROT OF TLOUBLE
DO I SHOW HIM MY BOOBS NOW?

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