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by scratchme_78
7-11-02
"lousy horns, lousy hooves....good for nothing "
"man if only i could get at those hooves and horns i tell you"
what do you want for those horns and hooves ehhh.
mhhhmmmm ehhhhh
"well that sucked"
"lousy horns, lousy hooves...always getting me into shit"

 

by scratchme_78
7-11-02
give it a good shot
"i happen to belive that squirrel stayings here"....."come over here ya stupid squirrel"
"whatya want-ya smilling ass"
ohhh no not again
"i hapen to belive thats my home you been sleepin here"
"damn thats your house then i gues i owes ya rent"....."ASS!"
does this ever get better
"i hapen to belive squirrel that you is gonna pays me"
"foget this stupid ASS! i gives you nuttin but this"

 

by scratchme_78
7-19-02
ohhh no what about stinky crotches?
i need to find me a stinky crotch
hhmmm.....seems that presidents' niece is a crakwhore
thick darkness is everywhere
well what do you know ....there is siamese whores
looks like its my lucky day
why armless?
"HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!"
"BitCh shut up acting like you've NEver seen F'N whore mags you did the armless whores last week!!!!"

 

by scratchme_78
8-03-02
sometimes its better to let go
"an i get to tend tha rabits aint that right george"
"yup you'll get to tend the rabbits"
cut your losses and start over
"an..an no one else will tend tha rabits jus me cuz i kin do that by mysef"
"you sure can george. hey uhh look at that"
damn that reeks of pain and hurt
"huh.....OHHH!!!YEOWWW!!!!"
"stop it now thats not funny...NO...NO DONT PUT THAT IN THERE!!!"

 

by scratchme_78
10-03-02
yet again another possibility of nuclear fallout
"whooo jesus look at the cranium on that girl. she must be able to read my thoughts."
"the damn fool keeps staring at my head. i wonder if he thinks i can read his thoughts."
hey brothels maybe nuclear war aint so bad after all
"say there big headed girl uhhhh. wheres the best brothel in these parts
"follow the shadow of the beast and you will find what you seek."
cowboys rule
"my thoughts she read them i knew i had to follow the shadow of the beast. but how could she know."
"follow the shadow of the beast. what does that even mean ahh fuck it lousy english lessons didnt pay off."

 

by scratchme_78
11-06-02
scratchme_78 hanging with a shhhlady
YEAH AND THEN THE GUY PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE. BUT IT DIDNT HURT OR ANYTHING.
WELL LOOK AT MY BED IT'S ALL NICE AND MADE WANT TO MESS WITH IT UP.
THE BAIT IS SET BUT THIS FISH AINT BITTING
WHAT'S THE POINT IN THAT....SO ANYWAY THEN THE GUY COMES FROM THE SIDE AND I GET PUNCHED IN THE JAW THIS TIME. NOW THAT DID HURT.
OHHH YOU POOR THING LAY DOWN ON THE BED AND LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
WHAT THOSE BAGS DO GET COLD
OHHHH COOL YOUR SO NICE JUST REMEMBER TO WRAP THE BAG OF ICE IN A TOWEL SO IT WON'T GET TO COLD.
FUCKING BAG OF ICE THATS NOT THE ONLY THING COLD AROUND HERE

 

by scratchme_78
12-06-02
It was this or making fun at the church
And were back with Bandarags. Its been a while.
Sure has Jack, funny little thing happend to me since we last saw each other.
Sure you do so lets hear it.
Ok, well i was roamming around looking for you know stinky crotches. Cause thats what i do.
now thats a story
Yeah, yeah go on. I like where this is going.
Thats it.

 

by scratchme_78
12-06-02
If only that were true.
Ok I am just gonna check my email. Then I'll make that comic
Four hours later.....and about six jerks.
click, click, click, click, click.......
Thats right looking at porn on the net is way more fun than making a strip.
Jesus Christ, what time is it. Ohhh SHIT someone's here. FUCKING porn pop up ads close HURRY!!!

 

by scratchme_78
1-09-03
my daddy sez I have a demon in me.
Yeah, so my pops says I should hang out with you.
Uhh. who do you think will win the superbowl?
no communication thats whats wrong with jc
Jerk.

 

by scratchme_78
1-09-03
being lonely for a long time and drunk is never good
AWWWW SHIT! this muthafucka be whippin it out again
Look at it!
they come in two's they do
put it away man NObody wants to see that shit
then look at it. then its puts away
sighhhh love to suck on those nuts. ohh wait did i just...naw i did'nt
BITCH not you too! awww goddamn these fucka'ass
Hey man look at mine too.

 

by scratchme_78
2-12-03
FUCK YOU!!!MUTHAFUCK! Thats your old man's shit. All round and shit
What ?! Look at my shirt and undies' it all goes together. Come on it's funny.
KNOCK, KNOCK
Perhaps my jestering wil tickle the bone of funny here.
YEAH BITCH STAND ON THAT FUCKING BALL!!! WOOOOOOhhhhhh!!!!!!!YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by scratchme_78
4-03-03

 

by scratchme_78
1-13-04
and i was all like "wait, wait, wait !!!"but the old bitch did'nt stop.
and that's exactly what happend.
don't worry man they told totally bought the story.
i guess so. well lets go to lowes.
bitch i told you to wait. but no you had to hit that old bitch.
yeah yeah just put it in all ready.

 

by scratchme_78
8-01-04
fifteen years old
all in the plates
count your blessing
what are you doing here
visiting an old friend
my daddy is here

 

by scratchme_78
8-01-04
its the coolest
Hey Baby. Wake up from your asleep.
song i have heard
Hey Baby. Wake up from your asleep.
in a while.
Hey Baby. Wake up from your asleep.

 

by scratchme_78
8-10-04
Here we have the big stand off, between the two hero's.
Now we see the winner turning around.
There he goes.

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