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Chris ponders his existence...
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| I wonder what happens when I die... | |
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| With the Ronco Soul Transferrer and Jerky Machine, everlasting life is possible. You simply clone a surrogate body transfer the soul, and dine on your old body which has been tenderized into jerky. | |
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| Until now death has been a troublesome annoyance, but with my machine you can welcome eternal life enthusiastically and start it off with a tasty meal, All for just 5 easy payments of $29.95 | |
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| No Ron, now it's only 4 easy payments of 29.95!! | |
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| I wonder what man jerky tastes like... | |
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| For best results, use the flavor injector before soul transferrence to allow ample marination time. | |
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