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| hey guy, i'm answering the ad for a roomate, i'ma roach, and well i need a new place to infest and breed my beloved brethren of vermin, damn snakehead fish are ruining everything for everybody! | |
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| well, i'm tryin to keep this place tidy and... | |
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| oh don't worry, i'm clean and i cook my own food, i won't lie, i do have a large family but they rarely visit... | |
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| well, i don't know, you ARE a roach, but the extra money would be nice, okay why not? | |
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| thanks man! just one thing, don't turn the light on in the kitchen during the dark if you hear something goin on there, that's me, if you do i'll get scared and scatter, ok? | |
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