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by scytheethics
9-29-01
dear citizen. we are writing to inform you that due to your inability to pay fees, your library card is in danger of being revoked.
we recommend that you get down here and pay the £666 you owe, or face the legal and spiritual consequences.
fucking nazis
tell me about it

 

by scytheethics
9-29-01
folks, are you "dying" for some entertainment? you want a "hell" of a good time? well, "suffer" no longer, because heeeeere's satan!
you're "fired"

 

by scytheethics
9-29-01
for fuck's sake... stupid piece of crap... why can't you just fucking work for once? holy living shit...
jesus christ... yeah, fuck you too, gates
welcome to windows xp

 

by scytheethics
9-29-01
hey jesus
hey
i've been collecting charity money in your name. what should i do with it?
get a fucking haircut, you filthy suckup hippie creep

 

by scytheethics
9-29-01
uh jesus... i uh... i got involved in a fucked up sect... we... kinda... worshipped idols and shit... uh... we... sacrificed... uh... like... small kids and...
BEEP
god is not here to take your call right now. please leave a message after the tone and he will get back to you shortly. BEEP.

 

by scytheethics
9-29-01
1:28am, and beelzebub has been waiting
hmm, that useless retard's late again. i'd have thought he might have learned by now. ah well i can't stick around forever, i've got important stuff to be doing...
3:13am, and death realises the scale of his blunder
shit

 

by scytheethics
9-29-01
meanwhile, back at the field...
y'know, i've been thinking
yeah?
yeah. i found it to be an intensely stimulating series of electronic impulses, which in their multitudes, coursed through my brain at an astronomically high speed
way too much fucking effort
right on

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
the morning of the retrial...
you ok?
yeah
just thinking if there's a way to access livejournal styles without paying or using overrides...

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
back at the rocky lair of the great prophet...
i think i'm becoming an alcoholic
i drink like nine bottles of beer every night. i usually just drink alone in my room as soon as i get home. what do i do, o great prophet?
(HIC) fancy a fuck?

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
lisa dumped me last night, man
yeah?
we were 17 seconds into our first fuck and she told me i sucked
i heard she's into scat and home piercing
oh thank you jesus

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
simon, this dope is utterly gorgeous. well done
why thank you professor. i picked it up in turkey
hang on simon... can you smell pepper?
why no professor!
lalala yummy scrumble happy fulalaliouerrt
shit, the turks sold me pepper...

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
what's brown and sticky?
a stick

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
on tonight's show we have some of hollywood's brightest stars
including richard gere, al pacino, winona ryder, sir anthony hopkins and nicole kidman
each will be interviewed for 75 seconds about their latest movie
and then we will offer them the ultimate challange...
to dance semi-naked on the beach with this hastily assembled army of freeloading hipsters!
wow this is so exciting, i really am a member of generation x

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
so, this is the world outside the lab, phil
yeah... i dunno about you tom, but i'm worried
what is there to be worried about?
i don't really want to tell you...
c'mon phil, you can tell me
ok... you've got your detachable penis on backwards

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
ok honey, i'll be right back out
ok cool
love ya sweetie!
love you too
sucker!

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
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yay!

 

by scytheethics
9-30-01
sharky-boy has been dabbling in the dark arts...
dude, i've got this idea...
well that was fucking stupid

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