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If God didn't want us to masturbate, then why did he give us opposable thumbs?
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by sdmf
11-03-01
The Exciting Conclusion! SDMF enters the sperm bank.
Jerking off for money... what an awesome idea!
Hi, I'm Doctor... uhh, Christ, and I see you're here to make a sperm donation. Here's a cup and some "reading material," which I think should be everything you need.
Yeah, thanks, dude... shouldn't you be leaving?
No, I have to supervise you... you know, to make sure everything goes okay.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, OCIP... why don't you just go ask Rob if you can watch him masturbate... he's a fucking faggot, you know.
Dude, what a great idea! Maybe he'll even grep his tarball into my kernel!
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