SDMF contemplates homosexuality?

Author: sdmf

Date: November 6, 2001

by sdmf
11-06-01
SDMF's hanging around at the beach, talking to himself.
Man, I can't get any hoes... this fucking sucks, I think I'm gonna turn gay so I can double my chances of getting laid.
REALLY, YOU MEAN IT???
Just kidding, Rob!
Dammit!