All comics by seanator

 

by seanator
1-28-06
One fine day...
Hey, did you hear? Panic! at the Disco was playing on Kroq!
Dude, lets get this straight, I only listen to indie radio stations fuck your mainstream ideals!
Will and Grace is live tonight
shit dog!
!
Dont even fucking think about it

 

by seanator
2-20-06
One fine day...
I went to see Brokeback Mountain the other day
oh really?
Theres a big shocker at the end
really???
I meant the sex move, not the plot
wait... they were gay?

 

by seanator
4-15-06
One fine day...
So im about to score with this lizard chick on omicron persei 6
And I realise that im still friggin flaccid!
I guess I just have a reptile disfunction

 

by seanator
5-12-07
One fine day...
When I get to heaven, im going to ask Hitler why his moustache is so funny
Wait, what will the Jews think?
They'll be in hell silly!

 

by seanator
5-13-07
One fine day...
My wife is blind
oh?
Shes not very sensual
The blind are people just like you and me, and quite frankly, I don't see where you're coming from!
Neither does she, thats the problem

 

by seanator
5-13-07
one fine day...
Hi, im a fictional character nailed to a cross that can do no wrong
We're not so different, you and I

 

by seanator
5-13-07
One fine day...
I am trained in 7 different martial arts
I'm the devil
I can kick through an inch of drywall

 

by seanator
2-24-08
One fine day...
My last girlfriend was a lot like jesus.
Why? the deep thought she inspired? her constant sacrifice? her unconditional love?
They both got beat to a pulp and were eventually murdered for saying what they thought was right

 

by seanator
5-14-08
One fine night...
Wow that was amazing! Can I ask you one question though?
hm?
Why must you brush your teeth when we have sex?
So I can tell when two minutes are up

 

by seanator
5-14-08
One fine day...
You are by far the creepiest person I've ever seen.
How so?
Oh my god the lights went out!
Yeah oh my god

 

by seanator
5-19-08
One fine day...
Greetings my children, let us start this meeting by sharing the wonderful stories of the time you accepted me into your lives!
My mother and father died, orphaning me, I found everlasting strength, courage, and hope after accepting you as my savior!
After the terrorists in al-quaida bombed the good ole U S of A, I started going to church again to pray for an end to hate.
I got a million dollar bill and it had some shit about jesus on the back.

 

One fine day...
Dear Debbie, You are the apple of my eye, the fire in my heart, I want to be with you and only you...
It looks like you're writing bullshit. Would you like help?
by seanator, 5-20-08

 

by seanator
5-21-08
Its fun to stay at the...

 

by seanator
5-21-08
You know what I hate?
Jews?
Yeah, with their money grubbing and monopolies!
Yeah, and their holier than thou attitude!
They seem to always be screwing us over!
Don't even get me started.

 

by seanator
5-22-08
Ready?
Set?
GO!
GO!

 

by seanator
5-22-08
And so I say, love one another!
Later...
What??? WHY???
Nice try hippie!
Later...
What did I ever... who are you?
Im with the IRS. You were under audit and failed to file your taxes correctly, we are impounding your cross.

 

by seanator
5-29-08
One fine day...
Pull it, fucker
I love you

 

by seanator
5-30-08
One fine day...
I am sick of webcomics these days
They always have some sort of smutty or tastless punchline that is unfunny as it is unoriginal
I'm sorry, were you saying something?
Harder!

 

by seanator
5-31-08
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I talked you into this?
Yes

 

by seanator
6-02-08
One fine day...
Honey this isn't my medication, this is a roofie!
HA! You fall for that every time!
I don't remember ever falling for...
...Oh, okay.

 

by seanator
6-02-08
One fine day...
Now Jeremy, I called you here to tell you that if you are dating my daughter, you are going to need to be objective!
Don't worry Mr. D, you know what I always say, "A cock in her hand is worth two in her bush."
I mean...a bird in...the...
See ya later Donald!

 

I smell bacon!
I smell bacon!
by seanator, 6-02-08

 

by seanator
6-02-08
One fine Day
blah blah blah blah
blah blah
blah blah blah
What did he say?
oink.

 

by seanator
6-02-08
One fine night...
Just keeps going and going eh?

 

by seanator
6-04-08
One fine day...
Dude I just slept with the girl from all those 'that's what she said' jokes!
How was it?
Earlier...
Did it pop? That's really big! Harder! Faster! Deeper! Don't you dare come! Just rub it a little! Just put it wherever you want. Is it in? You're rock hard! Stick it here! It's all over my face!

 

One fine day...
Tech support? My laptop won't charge anymore and as a result stopped working, is this the power transformer or the laptop itself?
Did you try restarting?
by seanator, 6-06-08

 

by seanator
6-07-08
One fine day...
I can tell you a thing or two about footjobs, in fact, I have given so many you could call me a podiatrist.
yep...
A pediatric podiatrist

 

by seanator
6-09-08
One Fine Day...
I'm probably the biggest fag in the world.
Technically I am! Besides, you aren't the one with the raw, red ass.
I'm wearing pants.

 

by seanator
6-12-08
One fine day...
My leige, the kingdom is in ruin. Why are the knights so ineffective?
Simple, they can only go in an L shaped pattern.
You moron! Why dont you do anything about it?
I can only move one square at a time.
Gotcha

 

by seanator
6-12-08
Checkmate!

 

by seanator
6-12-08
One Fine Day...
So I've got some good news and some bad news...
What's the bad news?
Your wife is dead.
I...I...I...
The good news is she tested HIV negative.

 

One Fine Day... ______________________________________________________________________________________
You're Mine!
Castle!
by seanator, 6-12-08

 

by seanator
6-14-08
One fine day...
Son what are you doing in the dungeon?
Flogging the bishop!
Guard, remind him to watch out, the bishop goes diagonally.
To the left or right sire?

 

by seanator
6-14-08
One fine day...
*ahem* Excuse me, the salad bar is now open...
I am white, therefore I go first.
I am black, therefore I don't eat salad.

 

by seanator
6-15-08
One fine day...
One more step my leige!
Until what?
I have turned into a queen!
Oh hey choad, what's up?

 

by seanator
6-16-08
One fine day...
Women are such whiners!
Howso?
Earlier...
What about my wants? my needs?
No means no!
I'm only 10!
But I'm a boy!

 

by seanator
6-16-08
One fine day...
Do you know your fly is down?
No man, but hum me the intro and I'll roll with it!

 

by seanator
6-16-08
One fine day...
test
test
Best one yet!
LOL!
I am the greatest!

 

by seanator
6-17-08
One fine day...
Crayons can teach us a good lesson, they're different colors, have strange names, but all learn to live together in the same box
The yellow crayon can't write for shit!
And the brown crayon isn't good for hardly anything!

 

by seanator
6-17-08
One fine day...
Hey man check out this comic I made!
TITS LOL ( o )( o )
COCK CURMUDGEON SHIT FARTS... I READ THE.... TEAAR!
FUCK HIP RAEPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you should post that shit man!
posting it now...

 

One fine day..._______________________________________________________________________________________________________
by seanator, 6-18-08

 

by seanator
6-30-08
Winston Churchill
Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea
Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
Groucho Marx
I have seventeen kids
I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally
Today
How come gas is $4.50 even though we are "winning" a war in an oil rich country?
Fuck you

 

by seanator
6-30-08
One fine day...
I've got soul
I've got sole's
I've got seoul
nope, you lose this one.

 

by seanator
7-03-08
One fine day...
My robe is minimalist
My robe is more comfortable
My robe was fashioned from the finest of silks
My robe makes me look like a Jedi
My robe doesn't have a belt that falls in the crapper
My robe isn't famous for being flammable

 

by seanator
7-03-08
One fine day...
You have Paul Giamatti's neck
You get toejam earwax
You look like a mutated orange
You look like a windsock
Your left hand smells like bad vagina
My right hand does too

 

Kotex-Why risk it?
by seanator, 7-03-08

 

by seanator
7-05-08
One fine day...
My regular name is Billy, but my 'in-trouble' name is William.
My regular name is Fred, but my 'in-jail' name is Sweetheart.

 

by seanator
7-05-08
One fine day...
Who scribbled 'Play with us' in my appointment book?
me

 

by seanator
7-08-08
One Nerdy Day...
Is there in truth no beauty?
For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky
Who mourns for adonais?
I, Mudd
What are little girls made of?
Obsession

 

by seanator
7-08-08
One fine day...
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Who is it?
CORNHOLEGRAM
...Tobor?
HOW YOU KNOW?
Sulu, its for you...

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