The worst vampire in the world

Maybe if Brad wasn't such a jerk to the poor guy he'd have more self esteem.

The worst vampire in the world

by seanator
7-08-09

One fine day...


	Brad, I give up. I don't vant to be a vampire anymore.


	Wait just a minute dude, there's someone here I'd like you to meet.


	So who the hell are you? Aren't you the guy from Twilight?


	My name is Edward Cullen, I watch girls I fall in love with while they sleep, I am waiting until marriage to have sex, I sparkle in the sun instead of die, and all girls under 14 and over 40 love me.


	You sir, are the VORST vampire in the world.

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