Computers make good compliments

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 9, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-09-05
Press the "tab" key to start the computer...
And I having to "buy" beer all my life, i could of just been pressing the "tab" key on the computer, and could be getting free unlimited refills?
Press "space" bar and type in desired password, and personal information...
What do you mean you need space? You take enough space up on this damn desk enough, and now you want more? I have no place to put my stupid beer on!
...how can you be 26? According to the answers you typed in, you have an IQ of 36, and you have the maturity of a three year old...
Thats true i do look young don't i? Despite you needing all that space, i get free beer, and a complimenter, all in one! I'm telling you...this world is so advanced these days...