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i say, aren't you the feller who's been annihilatyin' the locals?

no. not at all.

well sheeit, i coulda swore you was the guy who was transformational and blowin' all sortsa crap to bitses.

you're mistaken.

gee, what's a-happenin' to the sky? and why'm i feeling so small an' furry-like?

you must have narcotic suppositories in your anus. it couldn't be me using some sort of funky power to make you excellent sandwich fodder. here, i'll help you out. just climb into this cool roll.