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| Analysis confirms: you are Jesus Christ indeed... | |
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| Oh really?...So will you help me, alien guy from the future with the funny machine and the funny ears? | |
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| No. History records state that you are supposed to die for the sins of mankind. | |
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| I've already done that, it is painful and I won't do it again. | |
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| However, analysis suggests: probe Jesus's orifices in search of pathologies and other health conditions. | |
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| Man, if you aren't here to help, just leave. | |
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