Pestering the Messiah by shadow772-19-01 Hey Jesus? Yes, my child? WAZZZUPPP??? Not again.... Whew... Thanks, dad.
Drug Test by shadow772-19-01 Alright, this drug should work, as long as your name isn't Frank. Alright... down the hatch! Way to drink that stuff... uh oh! AIIIEEE!! I'M FRANK! I hate you.
DeathTV by shadow772-19-01 This sucks.... No, I'm kicking YOU off the island! ACCCKKKK!!! God, I love my job. Apparently, the entire cast of Survivor 2 has been killed by a group heart attack!
Grudge by shadow772-19-01 I like nuts! I like nuts! I LIKE NUTS! I LIKE NUTS! Your mom's a whore. I LIKE -- what?
Real Estate by shadow772-19-01 Well, it's a nice place you got here. Thanks... Is that a corpse? Ahh....
Pesky Devil by shadow772-19-01 Alright Bill, I've thought about it and I want to have sex with you RIGHT NOW! Awesome! What the...? Ha! Gotcha again, Bill! Ahh, dammit! Stop doing that, Satan!
The Search for Robby Disher by shadow772-19-01 La dee dah dee dah... Zoop bah doo doo wah... Found him! HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK!
Cowbiy Fun Pt. 1 by shadow772-19-01 Howdy! Howdy-doo! Hey! Howdy-hey! When cowboys run out of stuff to say Howdydoodiddly hey! Yessir Boy Howdy!!!
Cowboy Fun Pt. 2 by shadow772-19-01 Well, here we are, Zeke. Yep. Ya know, I can see into your soul, Zeke. Yep.
Stupid Teenager by shadow772-19-01 Uh hunh.... So then I was like "DUDE, whatever", and he totally disrespected me in front of.... Right.... And he's all like "I need space" and all that crap, right? Yeah sure, space to nail some other chicks besides me? WhatEVER.... Now it ends... And so then I said, OK, fine, be that way! I can find other guys who aren't, like, scumbags, you know?
Defualter's Revenge by shadow772-19-01 So here we are, asiangirl2, the default characters. That's right, asiangirl1! Just waiting to be changed and made into something else, never to see the light of this strip as we are. Yep! One day we shall have our revenge. Agreed.
Jesus is bored by shadow772-19-01 Jesus holds his own staring contest Did I just blink? Ha! I saw that! Ah, crap. I win again!
Head of State by shadow772-19-01 Sooo... Sooo.... You're SURE that you're the new President? Darn tootin'!
Jesus, Failed Comic by shadow772-19-01 So then I go "No, Satan! I shall not bow to you! Because I am Jesus... and your pants are down!" Cause I had pulled down his pants! Cause he's a loser! Am I right, folks? Folks? *cough* You know, I died for your sins. Tell some fart jokes!
Humor Test by shadow772-19-01 This is a Humor Test: Are clowns really that funny? Not Really, hunh? Do I still get my fifty dollars?
Mirrororor by shadow772-20-01 Hey, a mirror! Hey, a mirror! Hi there, you handsome devil! Hi there, you handsome devil! My nose is-- aah! I'm going to kill you.
What makes it funny? by shadow772-21-01 Ahem.... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! Yes, indeed. What the hell?!? Is that supposed to be funny or what? I don't get it? WHY?!? Please, be calm, sister! Let us not anger Father again or we shall be whipped for sure!
Self Esteem Builder by shadow772-21-01 Ya know, I don't really like being called a cowboy. I like to think of myself as a cowMAN. Yep.
Think about it by shadow772-22-01 Bongo contemplates his own existance... What the fuck is that sticking out of my head? An ear?
Raising L'il Gleebn by shadow772-27-01 I wanna cookie! Sorry, Gleebn. We can't have you spoiling your appetite. Do you understand? I WANNA COOKIE! Eep!
Good vs. Evil vs. Scissors by shadow772-28-01 You're on, skinny boy! Alright Satan, this paper-rock-scissors match will determine the fate of the universe. Ahh, nuts! Rock beats scissors! I win! Bizotch.
Robot Conversation no. 1 by shadow776-02-01 So then I says to the guy, no, all YOUR base are belong to us! GET IT? DUDE! It's not funny anymore! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?
Robot Conversation no. 2 by shadow776-02-01 Hey, hey Carl! Remember when we found those humans in that old shack... Yeah.... And then you trapped them and slowly ripped them limb from limb with your incredibly powerful robot arms? Uh, yeah... That was really cool. Go away.
Evolution of the Machine by shadow776-02-01 There will come a day when man creates the ultimate machine.... And it becomes intelligent, surpassing and thus destroying man.... But until then, I'm checking out some porn. Woo!
Weirdness on a Saturday Afternoon by shadow776-02-01 Not so fast! It ppears as though I have won, Jesus. You are doomed! Ha HA! WHAAAT? Transformers: Robots in Extremely Clever Disguise Meet Optimessiah Prime! Nooooo! Damn you, Autobots!
Trouble again by shadow776-03-01 Billy? Where are you? You're not in that trash can again are you? No I'm not! Good. Because I... ... you little FUCK! I meant yes.
Sorry, I was bored... by shadow776-04-01 Hello, I'm Gabe. And this is my Irish cousin, who believes the world is ending. 'Ello. Umm.... we apologize for the extreme mundacity of this comic. That fookin sucked.
What guys are REALLYsaying.... by shadow776-10-01 I need to fuck other girls than you for awhile... I need some space for awhile... No, really, you're NOT FAT! Just get OVER IT! I swear you're not fat. I love you with all my heart. Could you get me those donuts from over there?
Rejection by shadow776-10-01 Dear Mr. Stevens, we regret to inform you... blah blah blah... not needed at this time.. blah blah... Sincerely yours.... *sigh* Well, I guess it's back to the midget caves for me!
Entertaining the Little Children by shadow776-27-01 Sigh... I am bored. Are you? Skuud ithchtl niight geth'aaal nyskaya! Quite refreshing, thank you. I thought as much.
La Resistance by shadow779-20-01 Welcome to the organization. It's an honor... Soon we will strike against our cruel elephant oppressors! Oh really? CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! Busted! Take him away, boys!
Dylanesquer by shadow779-20-01 How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? Uh... fifteen! Yes, and how many seeeas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand? Three? The answer my friends... is 43 and a half. FUCK!
Into the Unknown by shadow779-20-01 Now Stevens, you're SURE this door doesn't lead into a frightening parallel dimension? Yes, sir! Right then! Chaaaaarge! YEEEEHAAAA! STEVENS??? Coffee stain on the map, sir! Oh, and I was drunk.
Death goes pimpin. by shadow779-21-01 Uh... hi. Nice party. Hey. Thanks. So.. ahem... uhh, you wanna dance or something? Sure! Death fails to realize his touch results in... well, death. Aww, man... I hate being me. Gehhh....
Meanwhile, back at the Dojo... by shadow7710-15-01 Wow, sure is dark out tonight! Aiieee!!! Cowboy Ninjas: Live by the sword, die by the corrall. Stealth, skill, and funny hats.
I'm sorry, Bill Waterson by shadow7710-22-01 Ow! Ow ow ow! OWWW!!! What the hell are you DOING? All credits to Calvin and Hobbes Is this a trick question?
Don't mess with Pachyderms... by shadow7710-22-01 Hey! You big stupid fat fucking elephant! What are ya gonna do to me now, you poop head? HA! Unknown to most, elephants are born with a highly developed sense of pyrokinesis. Sigh... they never learn.