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by shadow77
2-19-01
Hey Jesus?
Yes, my child?
WAZZZUPPP???
Not again....
Whew... Thanks, dad.

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Alright, this drug should work, as long as your name isn't Frank.
Alright... down the hatch!
Way to drink that stuff... uh oh!
AIIIEEE!! I'M FRANK!
I hate you.

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
This sucks....
No, I'm kicking YOU off the island!
ACCCKKKK!!!
God, I love my job.
Apparently, the entire cast of Survivor 2 has been killed by a group heart attack!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
I like nuts!
I like nuts!
I LIKE NUTS!
I LIKE NUTS!
Your mom's a whore.
I LIKE -- what?

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Well, it's a nice place you got here.
Thanks...
Is that a corpse?
Ahh....

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Alright Bill, I've thought about it and I want to have sex with you RIGHT NOW!
Awesome!
What the...?
Ha! Gotcha again, Bill!
Ahh, dammit! Stop doing that, Satan!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
La dee dah dee dah...
Zoop bah doo doo wah...
Found him!
HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Howdy!
Howdy-doo!
Hey!
Howdy-hey!
When cowboys run out of stuff to say
Howdydoodiddly hey!
Yessir Boy Howdy!!!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Well, here we are, Zeke.
Yep.
Ya know, I can see into your soul, Zeke.
Yep.

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Yeeeeeehaa!
Ma'am.
Yeeeeeehaa!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Uh hunh....
So then I was like "DUDE, whatever", and he totally disrespected me in front of....
Right....
And he's all like "I need space" and all that crap, right? Yeah sure, space to nail some other chicks besides me? WhatEVER....
Now it ends...
And so then I said, OK, fine, be that way! I can find other guys who aren't, like, scumbags, you know?

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
So here we are, asiangirl2, the default characters.
That's right, asiangirl1!
Just waiting to be changed and made into something else, never to see the light of this strip as we are.
Yep!
One day we shall have our revenge.
Agreed.

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Jesus holds his own staring contest
Did I just blink?
Ha! I saw that!
Ah, crap.
I win again!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
Sooo...
Sooo....
You're SURE that you're the new President?
Darn tootin'!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
So then I go "No, Satan! I shall not bow to you! Because I am Jesus... and your pants are down!" Cause I had pulled down his pants! Cause he's a loser! Am I right, folks?
Folks?
*cough*
You know, I died for your sins.
Tell some fart jokes!

 

by shadow77
2-19-01
This is a Humor Test: Are clowns really that funny?
Not Really, hunh?
Do I still get my fifty dollars?

 

by shadow77
2-20-01
Hey, a mirror!
Hey, a mirror!
Hi there, you handsome devil!
Hi there, you handsome devil!
My nose is-- aah!
I'm going to kill you.

 

by shadow77
2-21-01
Ahem.... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Yes, indeed.
What the hell?!? Is that supposed to be funny or what? I don't get it? WHY?!?
Please, be calm, sister! Let us not anger Father again or we shall be whipped for sure!

 

by shadow77
2-21-01
Ya know, I don't really like being called a cowboy. I like to think of myself as a cowMAN.
Yep.

 

by shadow77
2-22-01
Bongo contemplates his own existance...
What the fuck is that sticking out of my head? An ear?

 

by shadow77
2-22-01
Aiee!!!
RANDOM CLOWN!
God, I hate those things.

 

by shadow77
2-27-01
I wanna cookie!
Sorry, Gleebn. We can't have you spoiling your appetite.
Do you understand?
I WANNA COOKIE!
Eep!

 

by shadow77
2-27-01
Yeeeehaaaaa!
Yeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!
I wish I had some pudding...

 

by shadow77
2-28-01
You're on, skinny boy!
Alright Satan, this paper-rock-scissors match will determine the fate of the universe.
Ahh, nuts!
Rock beats scissors! I win!
Bizotch.

 

by shadow77
6-02-01
So then I says to the guy, no, all YOUR base are belong to us! GET IT?
DUDE! It's not funny anymore!
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?

 

by shadow77
6-02-01
Hey, hey Carl! Remember when we found those humans in that old shack...
Yeah....
And then you trapped them and slowly ripped them limb from limb with your incredibly powerful robot arms?
Uh, yeah...
That was really cool.
Go away.

 

by shadow77
6-02-01
There will come a day when man creates the ultimate machine....
And it becomes intelligent, surpassing and thus destroying man....
But until then, I'm checking out some porn. Woo!

 

by shadow77
6-02-01
Not so fast!
It ppears as though I have won, Jesus. You are doomed!
Ha HA!
WHAAAT?
Transformers: Robots in Extremely Clever Disguise
Meet Optimessiah Prime!
Nooooo! Damn you, Autobots!

 

by shadow77
6-03-01
Billy? Where are you? You're not in that trash can again are you?
No I'm not!
Good. Because I...
... you little FUCK!
I meant yes.

 

by shadow77
6-03-01
God, I hate Ben Affleck.

 

by shadow77
6-03-01
God, I hate Ben Affleck.

 

by shadow77
6-03-01
So, whaddaya think?
Hmmm....
Definitely kill him.
Oh, alright.

 

by shadow77
6-04-01
Hello, I'm Gabe.
And this is my Irish cousin, who believes the world is ending.
'Ello.
Umm.... we apologize for the extreme mundacity of this comic.
That fookin sucked.

 

by shadow77
6-10-01
I need to fuck other girls than you for awhile...
I need some space for awhile...
No, really, you're NOT FAT! Just get OVER IT!
I swear you're not fat.
I love you with all my heart.
Could you get me those donuts from over there?

 

by shadow77
6-10-01
Dear Mr. Stevens, we regret to inform you... blah blah blah... not needed at this time.. blah blah... Sincerely yours....
*sigh*
Well, I guess it's back to the midget caves for me!

 

by shadow77
6-27-01
Sigh... I am bored.
Are you?
Skuud ithchtl niight geth'aaal nyskaya!
Quite refreshing, thank you.
I thought as much.

 

by shadow77
9-20-01
Welcome to the organization.
It's an honor...
Soon we will strike against our cruel elephant oppressors!
Oh really?
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Busted! Take him away, boys!

 

by shadow77
9-20-01
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH THE RED FUCKING BUTTON!

 

by shadow77
9-20-01
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
Uh... fifteen!
Yes, and how many seeeas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?
Three?
The answer my friends... is 43 and a half.
FUCK!

 

by shadow77
9-20-01
Now Stevens, you're SURE this door doesn't lead into a frightening parallel dimension?
Yes, sir!
Right then! Chaaaaarge!
YEEEEHAAAA!
STEVENS???
Coffee stain on the map, sir! Oh, and I was drunk.

 

by shadow77
9-21-01
Uh... hi. Nice party.
Hey. Thanks.
So.. ahem... uhh, you wanna dance or something?
Sure!
Death fails to realize his touch results in... well, death.
Aww, man... I hate being me.
Gehhh....

 

by shadow77
10-15-01
Wow, sure is dark out tonight!
Aiieee!!!
Cowboy Ninjas: Live by the sword, die by the corrall.
Stealth, skill, and funny hats.

 

by shadow77
10-22-01
Ow! Ow ow ow! OWWW!!!
What the hell are you DOING?
All credits to Calvin and Hobbes
Is this a trick question?

 

by shadow77
10-22-01
Hey! You big stupid fat fucking elephant!
What are ya gonna do to me now, you poop head? HA!
Unknown to most, elephants are born with a highly developed sense of pyrokinesis.
Sigh... they never learn.

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