All comics by shadyt

 

by shadyt
10-15-05
hey you fat stupid crack-head bitch!
f you - you stupid cowboy F
get some more crack bitch!
hi DICK ! nice outfit oversized dick!
you win this time crack-whore...
thought so...stupid F'N outfit Bitch... F yourself

 

by shadyt
10-15-05
So we meet again shitdick...
I just came round for some fish...
Fish?
I thought there was a fish store, but it turns out it was just your
Rancid, smelly, disgusting crack whore beaver!
you got me this time cow fuck, tomorrow is another day!

 

by shadyt
10-15-05
We meet again, ye of the rotten crotch.
If it isn't king of the shitheads...
What?
You are so fucking dumb - instead of taking the 44 bus, you took the 22 twice.
Dawg -gone
Another point for me, saddlefuck!

 

by shadyt
10-21-05
holy crap! crack whore!
What? What?
you're so Ugly....
I am? How ugly am I?
You're so ugly, you're face is closed on weekends!
Damn it, Marlboro F, you got me this time!

 

by shadyt
10-21-05
Hi...Mr Human Walking Cancer Stick... How 's your certain death from nicotene going?
OK, I guess?
Heard it took you you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes last night?
I need a smoke!
Though so, Dr. Cancer..see you in hell!
We'll meet again Cheap Trick!

 

by shadyt
10-21-05
Hi, tall, stupid and soon to be cancer ridden!
If it isn't the smelliest crotch on the east coast?
I just saw your phone bill and saw you called 7-11 3X this week to see what time they're opened!
damn, backseat suck-fest how did you know?
I didn't! Sure-fire cancer candidate!
not cool...

 

by shadyt
10-28-05
Well, well, well...if it isn't the...
STOP right there!
Huh?
Can't we just get along
We can get along when you aren't so f'n skanky that you have to sneak up on the bathwater to get in the tub!
You will certainly die from lung cancer, but you got me tonight small crotch!

 

by shadyt
10-29-05
This lung cancer sucks but it could be worse...
Worse?
I could have had to smell your rabid, crack whore infested beaver for the 44 years I smoked
When you're right, you're right, cancer man!

 

by shadyt
10-29-05
Well, if it isn't the yellowest teeth in town?
Mornin' smelly crotch...
There's a rumor on how stupid you are on the street?
How stupid am I?
You're so f'n stupid last night you tried to wake up your sleeping bag!
Dag-nabit! Surefire AIDS victim your win tonight.

 

by shadyt
11-04-05
hey bitches...got some bad news and good news for ya'll
what's the bad news bumper lips?
The tests came back - Crack whore gots the AIDS and Marlboro man gots the cancer...
Aw..schucks human crime spree...
so what the hell's the good news senor samba?
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

 

by shadyt
11-04-05
hi disgruntled f'n crack bitch...
your derogatory comments are trite, repetitive and downright malicious...
Nice dialect split ends!
Thank you, if I could only get this condom out of my ass I would feel like a million bucks

 

by shadyt
11-12-05
Hello- Thou of the maximum life insurance policy premium.
Hi sloppy-tits...what's new?
Do you know how you're like a moped?
A moped? Cancer ward
You're both fun to ride until one of my friends sees me!
Dag! Got me this time chemo-F!

 

by shadyt
11-25-05
well, well, well, Let's all give thanks today for the darkest lungs in town...
evenin' crab sandwich.
your lungs got more tar than my new driveway!
Driveway? The only driveway you have is the steady stream of fellas up your thighs!
well not only do you wear the gayest outfit known to man, but thankfully cancer will rid you of us sooner than later...
I couldn't understand you with all the pubic hair in your teeth...

 

by shadyt
12-03-05
Hi may I hold you till your dreams come true...
Uh...yeah...
Can you also F yourself cuz your STD's are spreading and killing us all you bent-mouthed pig!
how f'ng boring bitch, how f'ng boring...let me
well, saggy tits I guess you win...you're a diseased, dirty, ugly, sloppy chested, low rent bitch and I have to go home and take a shit...so you win ...goodnight pig!
If I had something good to say I'd say it, but I have to shit too! Goodnight!

 

by shadyt
1-27-06
hello cancer throw up splotch on collar!
hi! spooge collar!
happy new year's! How cancer killed my momma and not you... I will never know?
sh!t hapens spooge dress!
perhaps the worst partner in the history of cartoon strip!
I guess you take it - but that's your free cancer prank!!!!!!

 

by shadyt
1-28-06
hi fat hipped, small lipped, vag ripped, vagabond pig!
I thought giving that 340lb hairy ape head was hell, but looking at you...
I measured today!
Measured what Tar-pit?
My horse's vagina is actually 6 inches smaller than yours!
you are obviously an old cancer ridden dirty freak that brings joy to millions ! Godnight!

 

by shadyt
2-05-06
hey brown lungs...
hi jizz chin...
why are you not attacking me big lips?
there's only 1 reason - BROKEBACK!
BROKEBACK? - SHIT?
YEARS OF COMEDY GOLD!

 

Congratulations! You are now officially the indisputable queen of the, "Walk of Shame"
Thanks Brokeback...Your lungs are in the tar "Hall of Fame" so go F yourself!
by shadyt, 2-10-06

 

by shadyt
2-10-06
hey Lady J and Daryl the W what's shakin?
You tell us banana breath...
we just stopped in to get some of your peoples food - KFC!
You faags can bust my balls all you want...
How'd I got stuck in this cartoon with a jig, whore and cancer cowboy?

 

by shadyt
3-03-06
hi, thee of the yellow skin, scum breath and chronic cough...
always a pleasure pissed off, diseased, surefire AIDS victim!
Is it me? Or has that outfit been out of style for 53 years?
SO, where do you use the crapper slime-twat?
I crap the same place you brush your teeth...
and that's how we ran out of material and ended this series...

 

by shadyt
9-20-12
Oh Gosh - I haven't seen you in 6 years!
Good Gawd! You aren't dead of cancer yet?
After getting a whiff of our vaja - wish I was.
So - you want a rusty trombone or not?

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