Nut Lovers by shane11-23-01 I love your nuts. Yeah, they are big, but I can fit 2 in my mouth at once. Awesome. Can I see your bush again? Sure, lets go. The Eric and Jason of Squirrels.
Hammer Time by shane11-23-01 Dude, why did you hit him in the head... with a hammer? He said the X-box was a piece of garbage. He was right. Yeah, let's go play Pikman.
Begining and End by shane11-23-01 The begining of a relationship. Listen, Shane, I think it is time that I tell you the truth. Oh God, Jason. Not only do I really, really love you, but I'm playing pocket pool right now, looking at you. The end of a relationship. So? Faggo!
One Fish, Two Fish... by shane11-23-01 Remember when Dr. Suess wrote about us? Yeah, we were so cool. All the female fish would hit on us, too. Those were the days. Now, all we do is suck. Hey, we are fish. We blow too.
Special Letter by shane11-23-01 Old Enemies Reunite What do you want? I wrote you a letter. It's blank... and what's with all this white powder? I don't know, try inhaling it. Was it something I said?