this is a journey into the sound of speed

Author: shinything

Date: April 19, 2003

by shinything
4-19-03
ambulancedriver holds a press conference in rebuttal to the previous few strips.
Hey. Ambulancedriver here. Look, I know there've been some pretty nasty things done by me lately, but I assure you, none of them are true.
I am NOT a mysoginistic pig! I'm actually a funny, nice, intellectual type. So you see, I'm not as sexually obsessive as this comic makes me out to be.
Just a guy.
Exactly! I mean! No! Go to hell!