Hells Bells by sickpuppy2-27-01 Hell recruitment drive Hello little squirrel. I have a great deal for you. In exchange for your soul I can make you powerful. What ever you desire, money, sex even the presidents job. What do you say? Hmmmm nice nuts. Stupid animals. No ambition.
Why superheros are special. by sickpuppy2-27-01 Very few people have special powers Flame On! Even fewer have superhuman bodies Bugger
The Jesus Punathon part 1 by sickpuppy2-27-01 Stop biting your nails How's it hanging everyones a comedian Fancy coming aCROSS you here
The Jesus Punathon part 2 by sickpuppy2-27-01 Day 2 I WOODEN get CROSS about it if I were you Are you still hanging around? I'm happy just ROMAN around Not again. We all have our crosses to bear I think I preferred the old testament way of doing things.
Jungle Jokes (If you laugh you need help) by sickpuppy2-27-01 They don't get any better Why can't you find headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all Trust me they don't Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because it's full of cheetahs I'll get my coat I've seen a cockatoo I bet you have you dirty little minx!