All comics by simos

 

by simos
12-13-01
Eamonn, Maintainer of Order
My name is Eamonn. I am an ocean of sanity in this workplace sanitarium.
Dan is getting chewed out...
Cut your hair you fucking hippie!
Eamonn is getting chewed out...
Eamonn, come back to bed...

 

by simos
1-03-02
Hey! Wanna girlfriend?
I'm talking to you! Are you looking for some action?
"I heard that, asshole!"
Don't mind him. His mother was pissed in.

 

by simos
1-03-02
Hey little girl, Wan't some candy?
No, but I'll suck your dick.
Now that would be wrong, little darling.
Oh, that's how daddy said to be polite.
Well, your daddy's right. How 'bout I kill you and masturbate all over your decomposing body instead.
Fuck me white man.

 

by simos
4-23-02
That was great. Do you love me?
Honey, I would die for you!
That's good to hear. Now I don't feel so bad.
Why do you say that?
I have AIDS
So do I

 

by simos
5-28-02
Father, fogive me for I have sinned
We are all sinners, my son
So...
...yeah...
I didn't see anything

 

by simos
11-30-03
Vero couldn't come to the company dinner
Mon dieu, I must watch zi TV and sleep
So I got desperate and decided to invite a college friend
I should've gone alone
Hi, do I look alright?
Oh shit!

 

by simos
11-30-03
I hope I dont get hassled for any money while I sit here.
oh shit. not again...
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I am going to punch you in the face now.
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by simos
12-14-03
On the California Coast...
Holy shit! What are you doing here?
Love me as thou lovest the ocean
But I don't even believe in you
I just figured if I showed up at your favorite place...
Um, no. Are those J. Crew boxers you're wearing?
They sure are! I'm the J. before the Crew

 

by simos
12-14-03
Hi! Remember me?
I just ran 30 miles
Well then how's about a drink?
I don't really drink anymore
I guess I fell off the boat again
My my my! Welcome to the den of guilt and remorse

 

by simos
12-14-03
Ho ho ho-ly shit!
Santa, I've been a naughty girl
I can see that
Can I still get my Christmas wish?
I think you and Santa can work something out

 

by simos
11-25-05
Hey there young'un. I have a big house and a nice car.
I love you
Say, can I borrow a few bucks?
I think we can work something out.

 
by simos, 2-24-08

 

Hi kids! My name's Harry McDingle. Did you know you could learn everything about the world just by smelling your finger?
by simos, 1-03-09

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