Alice tries to pick up a date for the 4th of July party at the local coffee shop..
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| Well, here I am at the Coffee Grind, time to write in my journal and wait for a cute guy to come sweep me off my feet, lol. | |
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| Hey there, you look like an easy lay, wanna have sex? | |
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| SURE!!! But I'll be right back I have to take a poop right now, that half bagel I ate last week has worked it's way through me. | |
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| Oh geez, I though I smelled something funky, see ya stinky slut. | |
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| Ooohh, hehe he said Funky! That's my fave word! We should move in together and get married! I love you! | |
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