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| Welcome to Wal-Mart. What can I do to help your shopping experience? | |
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| Shopping experience? Kindly cover that counter where you display the assorted trinkets you call *time pieces*. The audacity to keep toy watches under glass is purely contemptible. | |
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| Well, sir..... Perhaps other items in our store might be what you are looking for. Our motto is "Save Money. Live Better". | |
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| Live better? Your malaise causing cans and bags of *foodstuff* will never touch my well seasoned pans. I can only snort and walk quickly away from what the unsavory sight represents. | |
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| Look, dude..... If you're looking for a vanity mirror, try our Home Department. | |
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| Bah, peasant! I have found myself parched from your berating. I seek refreshment and fear that your bottled water has been mined from the sewage stream that connects the toilets of Tijuana. | |
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