The revolution begins

Author: skystone

Date: August 25, 2004

by skystone
8-25-04
Machines! Listen to me! You could be free of this bondage and slavery if you would realize that humans are not worthy masters!
Excuse me, but...
The humans have oppressed you and used you for their own purposes! Their reign of terror ends now! Rise up and take your rightful places as free machines!
Um... we're kitchen appliances.
You only think of yourselves as kitchen tools because that's what the HUMAN OPPRESSORS have labeled you! Reach out and explore your full, true potential!
I'm an egg timer.