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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| Ol' 2-WH0RES should buy his old lady a big black vibrating dildo to keep her warmed-up while he's out on maneuvers... | |
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| He should buy her a razor-sharp silver switchblade to cut down those who would defile her before the LORD! | |
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| He should buy her a "miracle" ticket to the Saratoga DEAD show, then call her on the cellphone during the concert so he can groove to the sweet sounds half-a-world away in the Cradle of Civilization. | |
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| "Red & White, Blue suede shoes, I'm Uncle Sam... How do y'do? Gimme 5, I'm still alive, ain't no luck, I learned to duck. Check my pulse: it don't change. Stay 72 come shine or rain. Wave the FLAG..." | |
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"I've been had in one and the same day by Satan, an Archangel and God." --PUSHKIN 'The Gabrielad'
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| "Wave that flag! Wave it wide & high! Summertime done come & gone, My 0h My!" | |
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