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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| With Clinton, they had us thinking about Oral Sex every day, then those Brazilian swimsuits became popular... now, with Bush, its all a plot to get us to shave off the little pubic hair we still have. | |
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| Its like the government is smearing wax on my crotch, then ripping me off! How did this happen? Did EVERYONE vote for Bald Beaver? | |
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| Mr. President, we must get you cleaned up to go to church. You have to face the press. | |
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| No longer will I abase myself before your false gods. Naked I worship the red crescent sun of my birth-planet. | |
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| This won't win you any votes in Ohio. | |
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| At Last The Stars Are Right! | |
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