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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| Please allow me to introduce myself... I'm the whacked-out Jesus who SHANE believes in! | |
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| I'm pro-marijuana-law-reform, my apostles all look like "B0MBER" Bromley, and even though soldiers threw dice for my clothes, I like gambling, especially craps-- and I say more than one wife is OK!! | |
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“Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother. They played the whore in Egypt; they played the whore in their youth.†----------------------------------------- EZEKIEL 23:3
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| Mary Magdalen & Mary of Cleophas were B0TH whores, and I double-teamed 'em when they were still jailbait! TW0 WH0RES, BABY! | |
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| The stigmata can be a problem: I can't eat skittles or M&Ms, but I can shove a joint in there & smoke thru my hand, which looks cool. I'LL PAINT ANY CAR FOR $99.95! | |
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“She played the whore in the land of Egypt & lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, & whose issue was like that of horses.†~ EZEKIEL 23:2O
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| When I'm done "hanging around" I'll take a 3-day weekend in Hell... It will be like a Tough-Man punchout where I bitchslap any demon in 4 rounds or less. Then I rise in GL0RY! | |
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| Easter Sunday dinner at Huletts is “Banana-bread stuffed roast pork loin with brandied sun-dried cherries and deviled eggs!†See you in HEAVEN with all the true-born Saints! HAPPY EASTER EVERYB0DY | |
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