"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| I've got all 8 Planet of the Apes movies on DVD, my ape mask & string bikini. Are you ready for our Ape Night party? | |
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| My favorite one is #2... Beneath the Planet 0f the Apes: it has that scene where they say "we reveal our true selves" & strip off their robes. LET'S D0 IT! | |
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"YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL." ~ Taylor, 'Planet of the Apes'
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| We're completely hairless because Shane loves stuffin' a buff muffin. | |
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| He must not give a shit about tit: my red breasts are small as week-old skeeter bites... | |
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"Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be located on a natural invasion route." ~ STAR TREK's James T. Kirk, 'Errand of Mercy', stardate 3198.4
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| We have completely annihilated the Green Sea Monkey people. They didn't even defend themselves. | |
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| Now their empty ocean world is ripe for repopulation with Donaldson-larvae. | |
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