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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| Which tattoo are you talking about? Devin got the little ugly hip-tat she had when she was dating Shane covered up with a bigger, blacker ink-splotch. | |
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| Ironically, now that Shane's eyesight is going, it makes for a larger and easier-to-hit splooge-target. | |
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"These fig-leaves have slime upon them, such as the aspic leaves upon the caves of Nile." -Wm. Shakespeare ANT0NY AND CLE0PATRA [Act 5,sc.ii]
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| OK. You win. 0f the Mahar sisters, Devin has the worst tattoo. Unless her pop Donny has marked-up any of the little infant children he had by Deniele Donnelly. | |
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| He'd ink those babies like the Sunday Funnies if he thought they'd earn him one meal-ticket! | |
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"...the blind cave of eternal night." --Wm. Shakespeare, RICHARD III [5.iii]
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| But talk about bad tattoos: what is that Chinese poop-scratch that 0l' "Sharp 'n Queer" has all over his forearms? | |
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| It's an order of one double portion of pork egg-fu-yung and one beer, with instructions to put it on "Honorable 2-WH0RE'S" tab. So when he passes out he's already ordered breakfast. | |
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