"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
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| I think Devin Mahar is the Pam Anderson of Whitehall. She has no talent, she's flaky, people think she's hot but she's really scary, and she's slept with EVERY0NE. | |
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| I got you, babe. Does that make Newy Raymond the Tommy Lee of Whitehall? | |
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"Don't call me babe!" –Pamela Anderson, in the movie BARB WIRE
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| Yes! He's skinny, he's got the little beard, chicks dig him, and he's the idiot she chose to breed with. | |
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| How would old "2-WH0RES" fit into this scenario? Is he Dean "Superman" Cain? Bret Michaels of P0IS0N? Kid Rock? | |
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"Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things." ––––––––Pamela Anderson
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| He got her when she was young and naïve. That makes him the Scott Baio of Whitehall. | |
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