Wizards Rules: Little Cocky Bastards

Author: smamurai

Date: October 23, 2003

by smamurai
10-23-03
*sob* Awwwwwwwwww *sniff*
Dear God
*sob* I have nothing left to live for. All my life I believed that all wizards had small wizard cocks. I'm ruined, my 2nd rule is a sham. Oh the shame, I am the only wizard with a small wizard cock.
Hey, hey, hey man. Look I was only joking. I too have a small wizard cock, we all do. I have a tiny wizard cock tis true. We are the same.
Aha! Psyche! You fell for the oldest trick in the book. Now that you have broken the 2nd rule I will tell all the other wizards. You will be banished from our coven You disgust me.
Oh for fucks sake. I only said that so you would'nt do anything crazy like kill yourself. I'm seriously hung man.