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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #31: Best Friends Forever

by somnambulist
1-12-06

Theresa is another real net-friend of mine who asked to be in the comic...


	Hey, Theresa. What brings you here?


	I want to know all the juicy gossip about your new boyfriend! And I may or may not have an ulterior movtive in asking...


	He's a little goofy, but it's OK, so am I. Besides, it's not like it's illegal for us to eat nothing but Cheerios and watch my Stargate DVD's all day...


	I wish I were living the Miller High Life. But anyway, does it bother you that even I could kick his ass with my sexy kung-fu fighting prowess?


	Nah. He could always make a comic saying you're some sort of kinky sex fiend who runs a brothel in south Vermont...


	While I appreciate the flattery, it's still not going to get you two a discount on Swingers Night.

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