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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #36: The Beak Is the Best Part

by somnambulist
1-13-06

Look, I'm no fan of George Bush. A retarded monkey would be a significant improvement over him.


	Senator Kerry, how would you handle the nuclear threat posed by Iran?


	Why do I get the feeling it would be something along the lines of "duck and cover?"

I want there to be someone else to vote for. I really do. Trouble is, the only competing policy positions are "Answer hazy, ask again later..."


	Well, that has been mishandled so far. I have a better plan... but I left it at home.


	*Next to your copy of The Communist Manifesto?*

...or, "I'm telling Mommy."


	I'd ask the UN to pass resolutions that Iran would ignore entirely. Then, just sit back and wait for the mushroom cloud.


	I'm moving to Antarctica. I bet penguins are tasty.

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