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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #41: Attack of the Blind Zebras

by somnambulist
1-14-06

What the fuck is this -- Calvinball ??? NE @ DEN playoff officiating, first half:


	The linebacker kneed me in the groin fourteen seconds after you blew the whistle! Unnecessary roughness!


	Yeah, but you probably deserved it, pretty boy. False start... back it up!

Pass interference on Asante Samuel:


	He grabbed my arm and ripped it off as we ran down the left sideline! That's pass interference!


	Yeah, but then he tickled you in the end zone while you looked for the ball, so it's your fault instead. Hey, I've got 50 bucks riding on this game!

I turned off the game for now, but this is what I imagine I am missing:


	New England has been flagged for not flossing during halftime. That's a 40-yard penalty and loss of down...


	*Goddamn bullshit!* By the way, Jake, Johnny Damon had the Jesus look first, and he pulled it off way fucking better than you ever will.**

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