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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve and Squirrel #56: ANSWER ME!

by somnambulist
1-31-06

http://www.astrochimp.com/2006 /01/18/random-facts-aboutjack-bauer/


	WHO... ARE... YOU... WORKING... FOR!!?


	If I were gay, I think I'd want to be Kiefer Sutherland's boyfriend.


	*Excuse me? Do I even know where* to begin with this?**


	Oh, come on, most of the men on the show look at him all misty-eyed half the time. Are you saying I'm not good enough for him?


	He's not gay, you're not his type, and the only way I wouldn't have to kill you for it would be if I got a chance to participate, too.


	Actually, I was just kidding, but if you can convince Kim Raver to join the orgy, you've got yourself a deal!

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