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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #66: Flies Wide Shut

by somnambulist
2-08-06

Driving through town today I looked at the sign on a store too fast and thought it read, "FLY CLEANER."


	I'm here for my spare exoskeleton.


	Twerv dorra!

What could such a cryptic sign mean?


	Did you hear that S.C. Johnson bought the rights to the "Scrubbing Maggots" brand?


	Get out! Do you think they'll open a drive-through?

No, really, what could it possibly be?


	Just make sure you stay perfectly still. The last time I did this, my tongue stud got caught on the zipper!


	Just don't forget to call me John Glenn when I break orbit.

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