somnambulist  

I'm glad you came. I need to figure out a way to tell Steve that I'm bisexual. I'm worried it might not go so well.

Let me get this straight: you're concerned that a boy will be mad that his girlfriend wants to make out with other girls? Don't all guys pray for such a thing?

Well, yeah, but he's weird. He says he doesn't understand what guys find so arousing about watching it.

Hasn't he heard the Paul Reiser theory? You know... "It's naked and it's fun and I agree with both of them!"

No, he definitely can see why I'd find them attractive. But I know that he has a very exclusive preference for, um... audience participation.

Well, he thinks your nerdiness is sexy. Try telling him that you need a girl to help you find your clitoral eigenvalue.